Rorschach Test Results

An alarmingly accurate character assassination of my good self via http://theinkblot.com/index.htm

Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you’re an idiot with a short attention-span. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you’re a worthless boob.
• Job Performance & Attitude
  Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you’d work for 5 years to automate it. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is “Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.” Based on what we know about you, you’re going to need a lot of preparation.

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