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Zoological Fieldnotes 4

September 23, 2009 Leave a comment

Does a Siamese cat have 18 lives?

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Phraseology that annoys…

September 23, 2009 2 comments

‘Arriving into’.  Surely one arrives in, even if one is a train.  Grrr!

Oh yeah, and ‘Yield up’.  I can understand yielding something, but yielding it up?  Is the ‘up’ not superflous to the statement?

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Inspiration…

September 22, 2009 Leave a comment

…is what I’m lacking right about now.  I suppose being stuck in a tiny office drinking microwave reheated tea can’t help all that much.  Maybe I need a muse, somebody to throw me ideas to work off.  I’m a reactive sort of person I guess.  Muse applicants can apply here.  Don’t all get piling in at once.

Here’s an angle.  Perhaps I could start blogging about the blog.  Or more specifically, suffering a kind of creative cramp while trying to craft original comedy stylings for said blog.  I guess that’s already been done ten-thousand times, but still, it’s something.

No, no, it’s actually nothing.

More tea?

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I’m a cock-er-nee I am!

September 19, 2009 Leave a comment
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A comforting chant

September 19, 2009 Leave a comment

This is my Angle, this is my blog.

There are many blogs like it, but this one is mine.

Without me, my blog is nothing.

Without my blog, I am nothing…

No, no.  That’s not right.  I have a life.  I have a life!  Stop laughing!

This is a dog.

September 19, 2009 Leave a comment

His name is Twister.

To the best of my knowledge he has only ever farted once.  Rest assured, it was a whopper!

That squirrel is repeating on me.

That squirrel is repeating on me.

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Zoological Fieldnotes 3

September 19, 2009 Leave a comment

Even swans have arseholes.

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