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Rorschach Test Results

November 13, 2009 Leave a comment

An alarmingly accurate character assassination of my good self via

Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you’re an idiot with a short attention-span. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you’re a worthless boob.
  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you’d work for 5 years to automate it. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket
  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is “Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.” Based on what we know about you, you’re going to need a lot of preparation.
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November 9, 2009 Leave a comment

Gone temporarily missing – attending to dull real life affairs. Ought to reappear in two or three days.

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