Megson, Gary. A hypothetical league manager formed nominally from the bits left over after all the other managers were made. Footballing nous more challenging to detect than the Higgs Boson, and requires as much experiemental hardware, if not more, as progress is reportedly slight on this front. If the total knowledge possessed by this near-mythical beast on the subject could be written in block capitals down the side of a grain of rice, what he does not know about football is currently contained in a fifteen-volume compendium, accompanied by two volumes of addenda, and an extensive bibliography, published by the Oxford University Press. Legend has it that when Megson wins the Premier League, the universe will collapse into a logical-impossibility.
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September 18, 2009 Leave a comment